Wow, you guys thought you hated her on Bravo's Real Housewives of New York? Get ready for this, VH1 has snatched up Danielle Staub to throw her into a new reality show called Famous Food. What's the only thing worse than putting Staub back on TV you ask? Mixing her with other losers like douchebag Bachelor Jake Pavelka, plastic surgery whore Heidi Montag, singer that doesn't know how to sing Ashley Dupre, a couple idiots from Three 6 Mafia, and a dude from the Sopranos. Wow, that's a horrible cast, but for some reason we are dying to see all these D-listers together on TV! Danielle Staub left Housewives with claims she was better than all those other ladies, so we'd all assume she'd more on to bigger and better things (more sex tapes?), but this seems to be a step down more than anything. At least on Real Housewives she was surrounded by rich people and glamour! We expect major clashing between her and blonde barbie Heidi Montag, can't imagine those two would become bosom buddies. The show is supposed to be about these "stars" getting together to launch a restaurant in hopes that it becomes successful, at least that's what the producers say. We all know VH1 just wanted to see how many trainwrecks they could get in one room and film every minute of it, because it is sure to be some good TV. The only thing that could make this show any better, would be to bring in Gordon Ramsey as a surprise and have him tear these boneheads apart! Danielle Staub is such a loser, we'd say stop trying to get on real TV and stick to making sex tapes, but we all saw the first one... one Danielle Staub video is enough to last us 10 life times...barf.
